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This guy smash his face on a stop sign!

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Today I will be teaching you how to make an intro in sony vegas 8.0.This is for more advanced people so if your a beginer i think you would have a hard time with it.I hope it helps pce.

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Sorry about the quality. The hillarious cover of Stairway by the Foo Fighters backwards with the lyrics being what it sounds like Grohl is saying.

Lyrics:

Uh
Faith
With
Me a worthy son
Mais il y a un ordi shmeh (but there is a computer shmeh)
I RULE I RULE THUNDER
I WEAR YOUR BOOTS
I WAS A LITTLE MAN
NOW WILL I LIVE
SATAN WILL YOU SMOKE VOODOO TO?
AAH HERE IM MISSING YOU GUITAR
A THOUSAND MILES WITH A MAN
A SCISSOR MADE OUT OF SOME WOOD
OH HOWARD ARE YOU WINNING SOMEWHERE?
SO WAS A NEIGHBOUR EARTH THRASHER
OH I WILL NOT GO DOWN WITH THAT MAN
RIGHT HERE
(SOLO)
And then
Yo
Uuuuuuuuh
That was
Purple food
On a little
Wood in the creese
I pushed the right sign
(His mom is enormous)
The , said I, it was somethin’
Bee
Right now here we go
Uh no Leafs can’t win it
Ooooooooooooooooh
Uh no victims tonight
Ugh
Hey
Bitch
A nude beach i wonder
Oou we’ll draw our swords, they’re fake
So one
Steak n me shoe
I will not masturbate
Rushing it
All or nothing YES
House pencil AIGHT
One vein
Me a witch sucking Amish, nah
Ooooooh, oooooooh
Offer me fish now make it smile with you
Forever our souls free
This one , Stanky should knew
Saturday huge
Beware so many hobbies shnuh
Words that smile the god
Or should he pee in the head?

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I saw this march 11 2008, I was outside with my new panasonic camcorder when at 7:15pm i noticed a star like object but there wasn’t another one, I realised it hadn’t moved for 30 minutes and i started recording it. There was not a cloud in the sky only the moon and this object. It never moved but the moon was as usual heading west. The object seemed to change or shrink and it emmited some smoke and I looked up with my naked eyes and couldn’t see it and I tried to see it trough the LCD screen and I could not see it. I have spent lots of hours looking at the sky and I know this was not a normal object.I did not zoom in or out when it changed form, please study it carefully

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Added: March 16, 2008
Please visit Dana’s website www.CowsWithGuns.com

Cows With Guns
by Dana Lyons, copyright 1996

Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren’t much fun
Cows aren’t fun

They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums

He mooed we must fight, escape or we’ll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he ed in their eye
Cow well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

The President said “enough is enough

These uppity cattle, its time to get tough”
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers

Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

Copyright 1996 Lyons Brothers Music (BMI)
PO Box 2627, Bellingham, WA 98227 USA

All Rights Reserved
www.danalyons.com

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Quit Buddy, the most effective way to quit smoking today. Guaranteed.

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Fun Video About The Risks Of Smoking. Made In Russia.

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“Jagi” Jerry stopped smoking today and suffers seriously after being used to smoke 2 boxes/day… Come on buddy - don’t give up:)!

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this is the ownage video called cows with guns

LYRICS

[Am]Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren’t much fun
[G]Cows aren’t [Am]fun

They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums

He mooed we must fight, escape or we’ll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he ed in their eye
Cow well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will [F] fight for bovine [C] freedom
And [E] hold our large heads [Am] high
We will [F] run free with the [C] Buffalo, or [E] die
Cows with [Am] guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

The President said “enough is enough

These uppity cattle, its time to get tough”
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers

Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

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Katt Williams - Smoke Some Weed

Katt Williams was born September 2nd in Cincinnati, Ohio. He was raised in Dayton, and when he left home, he voyaged from place to place in order to make a living for himself. Because he was such an intelligent child, he became very inventive in his methods to support himself. This included selling magazines door to door, and pretending to be a comedian at a Florida night club, even though he was under age.

The audience was extremely responsive to his natural talent, and he then realized that it was a possibility to make a living performing stand-up comedy. In 1995, Katt became a father and his life then changed forever. “Having no legal skills and having an aversion to manual labor, my options weren’t that great. I was a single father and I had constant motivation”.

He and his son traveled to a variety of places in order to perform comedy for small amounts of money. Needless to say, this was extremely difficult for a single parent. He has since adopted children, which has also been a source of tireless motivation. Katt Williams began to perform in “White rooms” all across the country.

Although his reputation grew, he had not yet achieved his goals in the comedy realm. In 1999, Katt moved to Los Angeles, California, and within a year and a half, became a respected presence in the local comedy clubs. Performing at places like the Laugh Factory, The Improv, The Comedy Store, and The Icehouse, allowed him to host his own comedy room at the Hollywood Park Casino.

In the summer of 2001, he was awarded Cedric the Entertainer’s Anheiser-Busch “Best Los Angeles Comic’s Award. In October of 2001, Katt went on his first theatrical audition at New Line Cinema for Friday After Next, and landed the role of “Money Mike”, which has contributed to a large portion of his fan base.

Since then, Katt has appeared in a variety of television shows, such as The Tracy Morgan Show, My Wife and Kids, NYPD Blue, Cuts, Girlfriends, and is currently on the number one show on MTV, Wild ‘N Out with Nick Cannon. He has also provided numerous skits and video appearances for artists such as Ludacris, E-40, Outkast, Lil’ Kim, Lyfe Jennings, Nick Cannon, Suga Free, Lil’ Scrappy, and a variety of other up and coming artists. He is also sponsored by several corporations such as Capri Jewelers (Phoenix, AZ) and T-Mobile (Urban World Wireless).

Katt Williams is currently preparing for the release of his new rap/comedy album with Universal Records which is a collaboration with several well known artists. He will also be on his own comedy tour which begins the first part of 2006.

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